Code Enumerates, Jev Judges: Building slopcheck on a Model That Never Writes a Word |…
I built a CI tool this week that reads every pull request and says whether it is AI slop. It flags speculative abstractions, tests that only assert on mocks, swallowed errors,…
I built a CI tool this week that reads every pull request and says whether it is AI slop. It flags speculative abstractions, tests that only assert on mocks, swallowed errors, reinvented library code, narrating comments, and scope creep against the stated goal. It points at the exact lines. It runs